The Late Again Affair

[svetlanacat6]

“You're late.”
“Napoleon...”
“This innocent face won't fool me. You knew I...”
“Mr Waverly asked me about a formula and I worked in the lab... Sorry, my friend.”
“Sorry? You did it deliberately! You knew I had a rendez-vous with Angelique...”
“You're grumpy...”
“Grumpy? Grumpy? And... What is this? Lipstick? Lipstick on your cheek? And... powdered sugar?”
“There was a party for Lisa's birthday... She gave me something for you... but you don't deserve it, Napoleon!”
“What is it I don't deserve, exactly?”
“I was talking to the cat!”
“Had you to call him “Napoleon”? Hurry, you're late!”